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Welcome to Funny Banner Blog. We have various stories and articles to amuse you here with pictures. Images of life are too beautiful to enjoy, but how about ones in banner, and the odd, the silly ones? Think about funny banner ads? Get inspired! Here are the funny banners to tell stories, from playing golf for free, lawyer with his advise layer, long distance relationship to turn sour, car insurance which everyone might want to have it faster, cheaper, reliable, tour to China, to how to get free from Parkinson's disease and not suffering from bulimia. Enjoy your day!

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About to Call an AC Repair Company? Check These Things First!

By Gracie Gardner

Air conditioners: those of us living in warm climates can’t imagine what life would be like without them. However, like all machines, air conditioners are prone to sometimes breaking down. If you have an air conditioning unit that isn't working the way it should, check the following things before calling an air conditioning repair company. You’ll be glad you did.

funny air conditionerBefore You Do Anything, Assess the Problem
First things first. Does the air conditioner work at all, or does it just work a little? Is it blowing warm air instead of cold air, or is it not blowing anything at all? Are there signs that it is getting power, or does the air conditioner look totally dead? Knowing these things will help you do two things: it will help you diagnose the problem, and it will make it easier for the ac repair company if you need to call them. The air conditioner not working at all indicates the condenser being the problem, while a sluggish ac unit indicates a fan blower belt issue.

Change the Batteries in the Thermostat
Open the thermostat panel and remove the batteries. Install fresh batteries and try to turn your system on again. If the A/C unit still doesn't turn on, check your thermostat settings and make sure the thermostat is set to cool. Lower your temperature below the current room temperature in order for the A/C to kick in.

Check your Breakers or Fuse Box
This may sound obvious, but it’s an easy thing to forget. Immediately after checking the batteries, find your breaker panel and Check that the fuses and circuit breakers are in place, being sure to reset them if necessary.

Check the Fan Blower Belt
Like I previously mentioned, a fan blower belt with too much slack may slow down the performance of your ac unit. A belt with too much slack will cause low air flow due to the formation of ice crystals. Allow the ice to melt, then replace the belt yourself. This is a fairly simple procedure.

Check or Replace the Air Filter
Air filters are very simple devices that serve a very important purpose: keeping your air clean. Of course, over time they become polluted by dust and other debris. A clogged filter can disrupt the entire mechanism of an air conditioning unit.
If your filter is fairly new, you can get away with cleaning it with water, then letting it air dry before reinstallation. If your filter looks old, it’s a good idea to replace it with a new one. Luckily, this isn't very expensive.

Make Sure Your AC Condenser Unit Isn't Blocked
Dust has a tendency to get into every little spot, so it's not uncommon for debris to find its way into your condenser as well. With the system turned off completely, inspect the condenser for anything that you think could be impeding its performance. Check the condenser coils as well, making sure that they are totally clean.

Check the Indoor Unit Safety Switch
There should be a safety switch that's located on a wall nearby the air conditioner or on the unit itself. Check that it didn't get switched off accidentally.

Doing those five things solves a high percentage of all problems with an air conditioning unit. However, if you still can't figure out what's wrong with your air conditioner, it’s time to call a reputable ac repair company. It’s important to make sure you choose one that is well-respected and affordable. Make sure you do your research so you have no regrets!

Gracie Gardner is an interior designer and home repair writer from Tucson, Arizona.

Why People Commit Suicide By Hanging

Why do people commit suicide by hanging? Perhaps it's less painful than jumping from the tall building to the ground or it's friendlier when it comes to back to nature.

Whatever it is the act of intentionally killing oneself is never recommended for hopeless people. I have a scary experience in my life that back in 2006 I became the first neighbor to see a man hanging himself in a house my wife and I had rented previously. The boy, a teenager, was my wife's cousin. He had committed suicide because of love betrayal. Our family just couldn't believe it. He's cheerful, confident and humorous.

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The police soon came and confirmed there's no sign of murder. A guy who was with me pulling down the boy to the ground was interrogated, but they didn't interrogate me, thanks God. And the next two or three days after the suicide, the atmosphere turned weird in the night. I happened to live in the compound of cemetery where there are Cherry trees grow and some flowers beautify our day. Fortunately, the boy hadn't hung himself there. That would have been more spooky.

So, why do people commit suicide by hanging? 

Perhaps

1. It's save and nobody can even find one and stop the action when one does it. 
2. It's spontaneous and more traditional and cheapest
3. It's more dramatic, probably one prefer to show off how miserable one suffering such a problem

Or you have your own opinion, please give your comment. Thanks. But beware, you don't have to commit suicide by hanging if you know a lot of people fail making money on the Internet. Lol. 


Diamond Jewelry For Lovers?

Diamond Jewelry For Lovers? This diamond is not for you who have no money, meaning not for a stingy who ignores his spouse's interest in art. This precious thing will be kept by your partner and you must spend a lot of money to afford it. You must have sincere heart and strong intention to please someone you care for.

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But, something happened last night that it was stolen by a man with a thick mustache. The diamond was gone from a store, down town. Seemingly the man really needed something shining and sparkling to place into his girlfriend's heart. If this sentence is an expression, he must want to be as romantic as Romeo's Shakespeare. The super expensive jewelry is for Juliet, his lover. And where is she now? That's not the point that he would like to tell about.

The police are searching for the whereabouts of the thief . Unfortunately, three days after they find him, he's got them hypnotized on the spot. Now the police feels like having a huge romance that they want to steal a kind of diamond jewelry for lovers. They dance Gangnam Style and they cheer up like crazy among each other. And soon, they fly high to the sky to be superbandits. Very funny and illogical.

Okay, that's enough. By the way, if you might want to get entertained by diamond story, get any stories of it here, get your real jewelry diamonds and be a true lover.

By the way, how about this diamond jewelry for lovers story? Terrible? It's terrible if you force yourself to smile at this.


Father Should Create A Funny Banner

Fathers you should create a funny banner. If you fail, your kid will you shoot you to half death. (No, death is too rude!) Don't worry, this banner is not a terror against busy parent whose most of his home life spent by browsing on the Internet so that he forgets his family.

A sort advertisement to amuse you, bloggers and to motivate you to keep doing your best in order to make more money online. It is not funny while you're frustrated blogging and then you click on any play game online websites and you stick there the whole day. This banner is a campaign to support your spirit. We know everybody gettting engaged in online activities will lead their days full of pressure if their ambition is to make quick money online.

Just take it easy, relax, if at first you don't succeed, play and play again. The 3d game is so irrisistible, right? Whoops, sorry---slip of tongue! Just take a look at this funny banner. If you don't laugh, at least, you can tickle your toddler junior waking up beside you crying. Not necessary breastfeed him or her.

A Funny Banner? Maybe

You don't think this banner funny, do you? Me, neither. However, the concept is humor depends on each person's perception and also the context. If we put this picture on a blog of serious theme like making money blogging, SEO tips or free blog template, surely it's not funny. There's nothing to make us laugh or at least smile.

But for witty bloggers, they might be able to express a lot of ideas of how, not only to create a unique performance of his homepage, but also to make a serious banner look funny. And the most important thing is actually how the blog title can amuse the readers by making a disjointed connection between the content and the picture.

funny banner?Can you make an example of how to make this picture funny? Maybe the title like, "why you fail online business?" "Is it your 999 efforts to get 1 dollar with adsense?" Or "It's because you broken hearted you decide to be a life time blogger?" and so on.

Get inspired, build your creativity.

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